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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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