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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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