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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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