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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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