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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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