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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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