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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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