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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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