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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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