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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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