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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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