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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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