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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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