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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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