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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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