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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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