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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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