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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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