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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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