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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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