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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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