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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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