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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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