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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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