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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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