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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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