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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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