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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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