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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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