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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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