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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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