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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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