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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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