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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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