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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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