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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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