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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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