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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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