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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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