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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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