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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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