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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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