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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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