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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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