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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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