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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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