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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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