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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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