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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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