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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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