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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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