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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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