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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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