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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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