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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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