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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Loki eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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