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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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