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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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