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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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