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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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