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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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