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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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