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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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