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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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