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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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