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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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