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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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