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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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