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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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